When a Purple Insurance Agent Trembles

Spambellina Says: Beaming rattlesnakes, Canadians doing rodeo clowns, hardly snooty football teams — here is more gloriously surreal Spam hash, served up on toasted Wonder Bread for your aesthetic pleasure. There’s a lesson to be learned here: Pimps gotta dance! Self-destructive conformists step back . . . .

When A Purple Insurance Agent Trembles

The pimp needed to dance,
so conformists should never self-destruct and could do party tricks.
When a purple insurance agent trembles,
a rattlesnake beams with joy.

A mastadon near the inferiority complex,
some somewhat incinerated bottle of beer,
and a hardly snooty football team are what made America great!

(Some graduated cylinder for the plaintiff
carelessly tries to seduce the line dancer.)

The pimp needed to dance,
so conformists should never self-destruct and could do party tricks.
When a purple insurance agent trembles,
a rattlesnake beams with joy.

When a purple insurance agent trembles,
a rattlesnake beams with joy.

Casey’s Canadians did rodeo clowns and police!

A mastadon near the inferiority complex,
some somewhat incinerated bottle of beer,
and a hardly snooty football team are what made America great!

(Some graduated cylinder for the plaintiff
carelessly tries to seduce the line dancer.)

Author: Unknown
Contributed by: JS (this almost makes up for the loss of the blue frosting flower)

8 Responses to “When a Purple Insurance Agent Trembles”


  1. 1 JS January 31, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    Didn’t George Clinton, in one of his Parliment/Funkadelic incarnations, cover this one? 😉

    Yes, this one is classic. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, pimps gotta dance. And life goes on.

  2. 2 Amy Mae March 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I love your blog! It’s hilariously beautiful. Keep up the strong work, my friend.

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