Splatitudes

Spambellina Says: I just love didactic spam, even when I’m being fed a lot of platitudes. Spam + platitudes = splatitudes?


Cut your coat according to your cloth. Possible
Interpretation: Women
do not like the nice guys. Software and Sex are good,
when they are
free. A cobbler formed the shape of shoes on a wooden
foot shaped last. If
it lasted long he was happy Red sky at night:
shepherd’s delight. Red
sky in the morning: shepherd’s warning.
Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
Possible
Interpretation: One needs to open up to be able to
harvest. Possible
Interpretation: Finishing a task quickly is not about
rushing.
It never rains, but it pours. Don’t spit into the
wind. New broom
sweeps clean. My Son is my Son ’til he takes him a
Wife, my Daughter’s my
Daughter all her life.
A cobbler formed the shape of shoes on a wooden foot
shaped last. If it
lasted long he was happy People who live in glass
houses shouldn’t play
golf. Scratch a Russian and you will find a Tartar.
Possible
Interpretation: Prepare for things to go wrong rather
than worrying about them
after the fact. Give the Devil his due. Be careful
what you wish for, you
might just get it

Inspiration: Email received sometime in 2006 – original lost, unfortunately.

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